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Not that our work is boring and monotonous. But most can be done by shaved monkeys. (Some don't even shave.)


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We Know What it Feels Like to Be a Fat Dog. Accenture


Is Your Business in Shape to Compete? Ours Sure is. Except We Need to Shave. Accenture


Fuzzy navel? Shave then apply at accenture.com/career. Accenture.


211.000 Consultants - Because quantity beats quality


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Accenture - We are smarter than this polar bear





Letting Accenture install ERP is like giving gun to monkey


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August 10, 2011
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