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The Accenture Careers – What My Friends Think I Do


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Accenture IT Consultant

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Accenture Analyst

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What my clients think I deliver:
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Accenture Consultant

What my co-workers think I do:
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What my boss promises I will do on my next project:
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Accenture Manager

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What McKinsey think I do:
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Accenture Senior Manager

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Accenture Managing Director

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